These funny comments and comebacks are quite the roasts, and they burn hotter than boiling oil being poured over someone who just left their Hot Pocket in the microwave for too long. They feel hotter than the metal part of your seatbelt inside an all black car with an all black interior sitting in the desert sun. And they burn more ferociously than your cousin Eddie's hair after he decided to become a fireworks expert without the expertise.

All in all these people had their clever comebacks and brutal burns coming to them, and if they expected anything less then they don't understand the internet. Hopefully these people feel like they can cool down after these hot burns, but if they can't, then perhaps they shouldn't have woken a sleeping dog. Or put their hand on the stove. Or filled their gas tank with water. Or poured oil onto the fire.